I mean really...

Did I do something wrong? Did I in some way hurt the car gods? I mean what could I have done SOOO bad that every automobile I touch instantly turns into utter and complete GARBAGE!!!!!!!! Apparently asking for a simple auxiliary jack in a car is too much to ask for!!

So to recap

7:45 a.m. Arman arrive at Weber BMW Fresno for his service appointment to install said auxiliary jack

8:00 a.m. Said dealership's LEAD (_______)-ing Service Advisor informs that this will be an (1) hour to an hour and a half (1.5) job max.

12:00:00 p.m. Said LEAD (_______)-ing Service Advisor calls said customer to ask what part said dealership would be installing in the car

12:00:05 Said customers ear's begin to bleed whilst the aneurysm forms in his cranium

12:00:15 (yes there was actually a period of silence to due the previously stated medical conditions and the simple awe said customer was in) Said LEAD (_______)-ing Service Advisor asks "Mr. Kalamkarian?"

12:00:16 "The auxiliary jack"

12:00:17 [you stupid, aboosh, awanag, haywan, useless, creature who's only purpose is to and I quote my father here oot guhlogh (air swallower because that's all your good for)]

12:00:18 Said LEAD (_______)-ing Service Advisor assures said customer that "we'll have it installed in no time"

14:40 Said customer calls said dealership and asks "Can I speak to Said LEAD (_______)-ing Service Advisor?" and was told Said LEAD (_______)-ing Service Advisor was "in a meeting"

15:58 Said LEAD (_______)-ing Service Advisor calls said customer and says " Mr. Kalamkarian we'll have your car ready in an hour and I'll give you a call"

17:17 Said customer calls said dealership and is informed that "his car is done and that if said customer wanted he could pick it up"

21:30 Said customer gets home from an MCAT course and is exhausted. Yet said customer decides to see just what they did.

21:31 Said customer gets into said car and find that the battery is dead, the car won't start and the prior mentioned medical conditions resume taking their toll on said customers EXISTENCE!!!!!!

Tune in tomorrow to see how much said customer will have to spend to fix his starter for his car...

Until next time...
AK